HEY HEARTUN~ I am addicted to reading other peoples Bios and I find a lot of spelling and grammar errors. I want other people to look good so I IM them with a kind suggestion about how they can correct their Profiles to better show themselves off. I really do have the best of intentions, but I am often rebuffed and some times cursed! What am I doing wrong? ~ YOUR WRITE

DEAR YOUR~ I share your pain. My God, girl, I came across a Bio where a young woman railed against “prejudism” — a word that just doesn’t exist. The thing is, Your, when you cross the line between feeling superior to these morons and actually pointing out your superiority to them you are displaying a deep seated mental flaw of your own. I don’t know how it started. Maybe your daddy didn’t love you enough. Maybe mommy forced you into toilet training too early. Regardless (irregardless to the true moron), when you contact a stranger and rub their nose in their own ignorance it is you who are the moron. It is antisocial and you need to stop it now. Class dismissed!

~HEARTUN BREAKER