Photo Courtesy of Kelborn Kassar of the Second Life Star Wars Role Play Wiki

HEY HEARTUN~ I am a good Sub, and I love my Master but He has gotten involved in some geeky Star Wars role play in Second Life. It’s like a game inside of Second Life where everyone pretends to be a Wookie or some shit.

Like… “Bleep-blorp… I’m a robot!”

It is the most boring thing I’ve ever seen, but my Master loves it. He wants to go up levels (or some shit) really fast so He has me play too, as an Ewok or some shit. My only job is to stand behind Him and look fuzzy. I get so bored that sometimes I do other stuff in another window… and I don’t keep up on the geeky crap he and his friends are doing, and He gets mad at me. ~ BORED SUB

DEAR BORED ~ I know that he is the boss and you like doing his bidding, but he’s not paying attention to you. He’s just using you, and not in a good way — like you want. You need to talk to him outside of the role you have established. Put on a completely different avatar. Let him know that you are talking to him as you, not as the role you have shown him. Then discuss with him what you need out of your relationship and what you find lacking right now. He will probably want to play the game some times too but he can’t do it all the time.  It isn’t a dom/sub relationship if you are constantly required to do something that you do not enjoy. Then switch back to your regular avatar, get back in your sub role, and see if he can master seeing to your needs. If he can’t, then what are you doing with him?

~HEARTUN BREAKER