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HEY HEARTUN~ How do I manage a personal life with a wife, three kids and Second Life? ~ NEED A THIRD LIFE

 

DEAR NEEDY~ I’m sorry, but there will be no ‘third’ life for you. What’s more, from the sounds of things your first life is about to get a lot less complicated.

My advice to you is to run up your credit cards by upgrading your computer. Even better, have some custom game box builder make you a dream machine with a super-duper  processors, loads of RAM, God-mode graphics cards, a huge flat screen or two and all the software you ever wanted. Dont worry about the cost, just slap it on the cards.

 

You’ll have to declare bankruptcy after your wife takes the kids far away from you and serves you with divorce papers anyway. Thank goodness your friends in Second Life won’t abandon you like that. ~HEARTUN