October 2020

           All that drama you’ve been stirring up comes to a head early in October as a full moon enters your house. Close that crap down, a.s.a.p! Your insane attempts to impose your will on others comes to an end, one way or another.

That full moon that’s messing with Aries comes your way by the end of the month, but with far less drama. Fight that horrible laziness that’s been plaguing you (and your friends). It’s time to tie up loose ends.

Your love of lighthearted chat is turning into ‘poke-the-bear’ passive aggression. Stop talking about that shit now.

You’ve been moody lately, and your family is having NONE OF IT!

Quit bragging so much. No one is impressed.

Venus enters Virgo early in the month – and love gets very real! But your persnickety nature can derail it, so lighten up and quit with the “my way, or the highway” crap.

Mid-October brings a New moon to Libra, so it’s time to start a few new projects… and if you are mindful of balance, some new beginnings in relationships as well. But late in October, Venus enters … and Mercury is in retrograde… which could spell harmony in your work and love lives, but I know you Libras – you can over-commit and under-deliver, and screw up the whole situation!

Mercury is retrograde for Scorpio as well, but for you it hits mid-October, prompting karmic nostalgia. Later in the month as the Sun enters, the spotlight turns to secrets. You KNOW how you love using secrets to manipulate people, and how that usually turns out. Can you just pull back from being such a shit disturber for once?

I would caution you to stop spouting all that philosophical garbage, but what’s the point? You’re screwing yourself!

Pluto is direct in Capricorn early in the month, prompting forward motion on change. You can derail success with that blind ambition, and getting in everyone’s faces the way you do.

Just shut up this month. ALL month. You know why.

Venus is opposite Neptune mid-month, giving you a great excuse to seek out a mental escape. If you turn to drugs or alcohol, be careful. You can really overdo it this month, and you remember what happened last time.