Astrology | Heartun Breaker

January 2021

Pucklechurch — Sat, 02 Jan 2021 18:55:04 +0000

Mars has been camping out in your sign a while, but finally moves and frees you up from your self-centered trap. Avoid impulse, and you can improve your pocket-book, security and self-esteem, starting around the 6^th. Have fun with ideas and projects, but when the New Moon enters on the 13^th you may need to re-evaluate your tactics. You’ll get help. After months of on-and-off retrograde action, Uranus turns direct on the 14^th. Just don’t mortgage your future, and be prepared to get emotional when the Full Moon hits on the 28^th, quickly followed by Mercury turning retrograde on the 30^th and a past acquaintance resurfacing.

Mars finally moves into your sign on January 6^th, bringing a ton of energy till the end of the month. Meditate on ‘big-picture’ life issues, then dig in – just watch your temper. Venus moves into harmony with Taurus on the 8^th, boosting your appeal and bringing friendly competition. When the Full Moon hits at the end of the month, shift focus to the home and how your existing projects can support activities there.

With Mars moving out of your sphere on the 6^th, spend the rest of the month focusing on your inner life, mental state and well-being. That big move you’ve been obsessing about doesn’t need to be resolved right now.

Stick to that budget (even better: MAKE a budget!) Your month starts with added panache in the arts of persuasion and negotiation (as Mars exits) and mid-January brings spontaneity and an improved ease in social situations. Look for an unexpected show of support at the end of the month.

Your ambition is on fire all month. You’re going to piss off everyone, just not all at once… or for long. Look for an emotional shit-show around the Full Moon at the end of the month.

Work and health play heavily into your focus this month. Make lists and check stuff off.

All that masturbation in December comes to an end! Your love life distracts you all month and screws up your finances.

That relaxing December is over. January starts with full-volume drama, right out the gate. If you can keep your head down and just do what needs to be done, right in front of you, things will settle down by the end of the month. That’s when Mercury turns retrograde, allowing you to focus on your home and relationships.

Your comfort levels and sense of security are in focus all month. Don’t get hung up over the details.

There’s a lot going on. Mercury is in your sign until the 8^th, when it swaps with Venus. The Sun claims prominence until the 19^th (supported by an assertive Mars). Sound as busy as December? Sorta. But while you ended the year all business, your January activity centers on the heart. Creativity and attraction can firm up by the end of the month, if you just don’t try to control other people so much.

I just noticed that I didn’t put anything in my December readings for Aquarius. And you shits didn’t even NOTICE! Why should I tell you a damn thing about your January? Fuck you!

Venus comes into play starting on the 8^th, and you will have a heightened insight into other people’s needs. I’d tell you more, but I’m still so pissed off about Aquarius. Those assholes!

December 2020

Pucklechurch — Thu, 03 Dec 2020 14:49:21 +0000

The last couple months you’ve been stirring shit and bumping heads more than you’d like to, and this month it all comes to an end. Your creative projects blossom. Others will finally embrace your enthusiasm – instead of seeing you as controlling. Be generous.

All of that drama you’ve been steeped in, and trying to avoid, just dissipates this month. Enjoy the calm. Engage in self care, but try to bring others into these activities. (Just a little, though, don’t let your focus drift from your needs.)

Your engagement with groups really hits a good groove in December. A much needed relief, for you and those around you! Opportunities to have meaningful conversations with people you love ABOUND this month.

Nothing much going on this month until the end, when a Full Moon enters Cancer quickly – and briefly – closing that domestic situation that you’ve been worried about.

“I’m rubber; you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!” That school yard riposte is what your December is like. Give praise and love, and get it back…. or just fire off that critical shit in your head and stew in your own misery. Male relationships are particularly challenging because of the solar eclipse on the 14th. Yes, I know it isn’t entering your constellation (look out, Sagittarius!) BUT you Leo’s are particularly sensitive to the Suns influences. (You know that).

Your reign of terror is over! Relax, and enjoy it. Everyone you know will enjoy it too. (Yes, literally everyone, even her.)

You are not entering a sex desert… but it’s going to feel like it some times this month. Take what you can get and masturbate a lot to make up the difference.

Whew! Done! (Cue relaxing music).

You start the month with a great sense of optimism because Mercury enters Sagittarius. The New Moon enters mid-month, coupled with a solar eclipse – and quickly followed by Venus – so things are going to get turbulent! Not necessarily bad, though, if you can take charge of that change and embrace new adventure!

Did you enjoy November? Good! Because December brings challenges for you with Mercury entering Capricorn late mid-month, quickly reinforced by the Sun (right after that solar eclipse, so you partially dodged a bullet there!). What’s all that mean? Leadership issues are going to be in your face, and they just won’t let up for the foreseeable future. Dig in and get back to that meditation regimen you know you need. Stop eating crap and cook healthy food before you are hungry, so it’s there when you need it. Wear the leadership discussions like a loose shirt, and watch your tongue.

The blues you’ve been experiencing are hard to shake, but you need to keep trying or they get worse. Hang in there. This, too, shall pass.

November 2020

Pucklechurch — Tue, 27 Oct 2020 14:54:25 +0000

Second Life astrological readings

by Pucklechurch

November, 2020

Mars direct in Aries means you feel like you’re the boss this month. But your tendencies to play the protector, and attempts to restore balance from chaos, ends in anger and a deep sense of foolishness. Pick your battles, or lose them all.

Be on the look out for Scorpios this month, as Mercury enters Uranus (that’s you!). One of them is going to pull some emotionally manipulative shit, preying upon your need for contentment. Naturally, you’ll try to dig in your heels… but don’t. You need to be flexible to avoid this one… go watch Karate Kid and think about ‘wax on, wax off’.

You’ve been starting arguments for your own entertainment. Can you afford that right now, with things the way they are?

Moody much? Didn’t you learn anything from October?

OK, you got everyone’s attention. Now what are you going to do with it? Or was all that effort just an exercise in your ego? Hint: how can you help others?

You know your advice hasn’t worked well for others recently. Everyone knows your heart is in the right place, but you are off your game… and it gets worse this month. So do more listening and consoling, and say things like “I hope that works for you” or “lets think about that for a while” rather than “this is what you should do.”

Mercury direct in Libra early in November for harmonious communication. But be careful with this “Messenger of the gods” as your tendency to spread yourself really thin makes you unreliable. Follow through with your sex relations, in particular. They are key to staying grounded.

Strap in and take a breath. November is going to be a ride. Communication karma is triggered around the 10^th when Mercury pings into Scorpio, (from Libra) earlier in the month. With a new Moon entering the scene mid-month for intense beginnings, followed by Venus entering Scorpio about a week later, love gets INTENSE! Avoid travel by water, and have as little contact with pregnant women as you can – nothing good comes of it.

The Sun enters Sagittarius late in the month for adventurous ideas. Pay your bills first, but then go for broke. You might not understand until next summer, but even if you lose, you win.

Mid-month you basically win the Astrological lottery when Venus square Jupiter natal turns you into a popularity god. There will still be some tensions within you, but they spur your creativity… and that attracts others to you all the more. Your sense of humor, often problematic, is on fire in November – so go with it! Don’t neglect the kids in your life, a possibility as you explode socially. Be cautious of chemical and food overindulgence too, but otherwise – have fun!

Nothing is going on for you, good or bad, this month. Try again in December. (Maybe if you had kept your mouth shut in October, but no!)

Most of the month is a wash, but as Neptune direct into Pisces late month, you should be prepared for dreamier dreams. Neptune has a lot to do with clairvoyance, mysticism and imagination… but you need to be careful not to get lost, and trapped in melancholy. Avoid that by leaning on others. Do more voice chat, phone calls, or face-to-face. Text isn’t bad, but it doesn’t feed your soul in November.

Pucklechurch, Hobo astrologer

Pucklechurch is a hobo who can frequently be found hanging out in the Railroad Infohub in Calleta. No, he isn’t particularly religious… the name comes from a village in South Gloucestershire, England — about 8 miles outside of Bristol.

October 2020

Pucklechurch — Tue, 27 Oct 2020 14:33:19 +0000

Second Life astrological readings

by Pucklechurch

October, 2020

All that drama you’ve been stirring up comes to a head early in October as a full moon enters your house. Close that crap down, a.s.a.p! Your insane attempts to impose your will on others comes to an end, one way or another.

That full moon that’s messing with Aries comes your way by the end of the month, but with far less drama. Fight that horrible laziness that’s been plaguing you (and your friends). It’s time to tie up loose ends.

Your love of lighthearted chat is turning into ‘poke-the-bear’ passive aggression. Stop talking about that shit now.

You’ve been moody lately, and your family is having NONE OF IT!

Quit bragging so much. No one is impressed.

Venus enters Virgo early in the month – and love gets very real! But your persnickety nature can derail it, so lighten up and quit with the “my way, or the highway” crap.

Mid-October brings a New moon to Libra, so it’s time to start a few new projects… and if you are mindful of balance, some new beginnings in relationships as well. But late in October, Venus enters … and Mercury is in retrograde… which could spell harmony in your work and love lives, but I know you Libras – you can over-commit and under-deliver, and screw up the whole situation!

Mercury is retrograde for Scorpio as well, but for you it hits mid-October, prompting karmic nostalgia. Later in the month as the Sun enters, the spotlight turns to secrets. You KNOW how you love using secrets to manipulate people, and how that usually turns out. Can you just pull back from being such a shit disturber for once?

I would caution you to stop spouting all that philosophical garbage, but what’s the point? You’re screwing yourself!

Pluto is direct in Capricorn early in the month, prompting forward motion on change. You can derail success with that blind ambition, and getting in everyone’s faces the way you do.

Just shut up this month. ALL month. You know why.

Venus is opposite Neptune mid-month, giving you a great excuse to seek out a mental escape. If you turn to drugs or alcohol, be careful. You can really overdo it this month, and you remember what happened last time.

Pucklechurch, Hobo astrologer